Perhaps my loyal readers will remember my gleefully describing earlier this summer the already well known (to consumers more savvy than I) phenomenon of chat rooms or cams. Sites where (usually) attractive youth will broadcast their pulchritude via the web cam built into their computers while grateful old men, such as me, send them “tips” or “tokens” we buy through the broadcasting site. Thus an entire ecology of lust and commerce is born and flourishes. My favorite site is Chaturbate, although the more heavy handedly mercenary RentMen has its charms as well.
Dedicated research on my part since that initial post has turned up several fascinating bits. For instance, did you know Romania has become something of the center of the chat room universe? A semi-robust infrastructure that provides fast and fairly reliable internet plus a depressed economy that provides lots of kids with little or no jobs times the remarkable good looks of Eastern Europeans equals a kind of perfect storm for churning out hot chat rooms. The concurrence of all this has led to literally thousands of “studios” springing up there. Warehouse-y spaces with small rooms set up with garish wall paper and decorations where models sit around in front of live cameras waiting for johns to sign in and start springing for a flash of their bits or, for especially open handed donations, a money shot. Bucharest: the new Hollywood of flesh peddlers. Who’d a thunk?
My personal dalliances with these site has opened an entirely new and delightful facet to my quiet little life. Our principle players include:
Mikey, aka Playwithme55, is my favorite. Sweet and charming and guileless, he has a huge fan base (understandably.) Some of the fans (including me) have taken to nattering along amongst ourselves in the chat portion. There is the video on the left of Mikey flogging his enormous keilbasa while we crack jokes and catch up on what’s going on in the less lurid portion of our lives in the column on the right. I was discussing the difficulty of getting one’s children into a good school in Berkeley just last night all the while keeping an eye on Mikey’s luscious titties. It’s very endearing and a lovely little community. Also, I should mention Mikey has a wired up dildo called a Lovesense shoved into his poop chute and each time we tip him he gets a jolt. It’s hilarious to watch him squeal and dance around.
Also funny is John (Secret Agent Fred and I refer to him as Sponge Bob Square Ass) an absolutely gorgeous and goofy mountain o’man who also utilizes a Lovesense. He’s on Chaturbate as johnandkitty . He looks like a bouncer in a really scary bar, but is, in fact, the sweetest thing walking around on two colossal thighs. COLOSSAL. They look like they could crush, I don’t know, things. Me, for sure. I actually get him to sing ridiculous pop songs (Bonnie Tyler’s It’s a Heartache is one of our faves) while I zap him repeatedly. I have laughed so hard at the sight of this Hercules yelping and lurching and warbling “It’s a heartache, nothing but a heartache…” that I almost pissed.
Guiverno, over at RentMen, also has a substantial following and its terribly gratifying to have him blow them off when I show up and insist we adjourn to a “private chat” so I can tell him a story while he works on one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot. Early on in our virtual relationship, I discovered he’s wild for me to tell him long, filthy, very detailed smut in which he is the star. I have wheedled what are his type of men and kinds of scenes he’s into and now customize the filthy tales I provide him on demand. He was particularly fond of the threeway in the toilet where the fat guy blew his load on the blond football player’s face while Guiverno gave it to him up the dirty back road.
Karlosz99 (Do you love these stagenames?) just wants me to marry him. He has no idea what I look like or what my personality is, but he does have a firm grasp on the concept that trading an improvident existence in Bucharest for a semi-rich widow in San Francisco would be a step in the right direction.
Then we have Brutus. Brutus and I have gassy conversations to pass the time while he masturbates a really lovely long wiener. I mentioned this blog just tonight and he professed to be aghast that I would have a forum dedicated to rambling on mostly about my day to day life. “What about losing your privacy?” he fretted. “How can you let everyone know all the details of your life?” I didn’t want to be rude, but I finally had to point out he was airing these concerns while sitting naked on a web cam with cum drying on his stomach. He’s a sweet boy, but doesn’t seem to grasp how irony works.
Finally, let me mention the snippy queen, whose name eludes me, but who, during my only visit to his room took great offense at some remark I made that implied possibly he was a prostitute. Uhm, OK. Let’s see, you’re working on a site called RentMen. I considered explaining all that, but I just moved on. Cause thanks to the wonders of this modern age there are literally thousands of other cute boys out there waiting for a generous old queen like me.