Here’s what I think: if nobody has made porn titled Suck Session, they should. Also, why is scratching a scrotum so difficult?
Yes, I know I’ve been sort of absent for a while, I have no excuse, I was just being lazy. Diane von Austinburg blew into town recently and that was nice. We didn’t do much except to make a French onion soup savory bread pudding. So delicious, it’s worth its complicated name. I’m sorry you couldn’t have any, but there wasn’t enough anyway cause I ate it all. We had some lovely lesbian kind of bread so we cut that up in rough chunks, put it in a pan, covered it with a plain custard with no sugar in it, layered on thinly sliced onions that had been cooked and cooked until they were practically dissolved and then covered that with gruyere. Deeeelish.
Diane left and I immediately got sick. Fever and achy and soooo much snot. I was worried I was back in covid land, but I wasn’t. It was just a regular old cold, even if it was a particularly juicy one.
So aside from eating and blowing my nose, I haven’t been up to much of anything. I have enjoyed watching Mrs Davis, a wacky TV series that is sort of easy to summarize, but difficult to explain why it’s so amusing. A nun takes on a worldwide AI system that she believes is evil. That’s it, that’s the summary, but there is so much more going on. It cheerfully abandons any kind of reality and really leans in to looney tunes storytelling.
Guys who would improve any homerotic anything:
If his dick was any bigger he would have to back up out of the room to get it in the frame.
What a little angel.
Don’t fall off the chair sweetie, you’ll hurt yourself.
Too much hardware.
Turn up the damn lights.
Summertime and the livin’ is easy.
Speaking of summer, remember to hydrate.
Ruggery Valdivia has appeared here before. I’m always glad to see him back