Put Me On the Do Not Lamas List, Please


Weeks ago, in some stupid post, I revealed one of my many secret shames, namely, that I get all be-moistened by Lorenzo Lamas. I want to make it clear that there are lots of men who get me equally bothered and a great many more who give me even bigger pants. Anyway, I suspect that post has somehow linked me to the shadowy world of Lamas lovers since today in my email I got a breathless announcement of an entire page full of Lorenzo posters. Who knew? Who cared? Is there anyone this fascinated with some D list beefcake, who, for that matter, hit his beefcake prime twenty years ago? The world is such an odd, odd place.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

8 responses »

  1. Nonsense. Lorenzo Lamas is delicious. And that’s no more embarrassing than my Bruce Jenner fixation. (Though I have to say, Lorenzo got older much more gracefully)


  2. When he was on <>Falcon Crest<>, I used to pray—<>pray!<>—that he would appear shirtless, or at least with his shirt unbuttoned. And what do you know, my fervent prayers were always answered. Between him being a big lunk, and Jane Wyman being an evil bitch, I used to love that show! The only night-time soap I ever watched.


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