Oh dear. One of my favorite houseboys, Rudolfo Innocento, has invited us especially to his spoken word performance at the Lesbian Vegan Anarchists Social Centre and Bait Shop on Sunday afternoon. Such a dear boy and I hate to disappoint him, but I just don’t know if his idea of combining the works of Depeche Mode and Patsy Cline is something he can, you know, pull off. He had a hard enough time with the Marilyn Manson/Pet Shop Boys piece. Plus they always serve those awful mung bean brownies for tea, but what can one do?