The Perp: A stodgy “person” of indeterminate sex
The Crime: Holding up the whole goddam line by inspecting each spinach leaf, every individual pea, every solitary carrot slice before making a choice. Forcing a respectable middle aged civil servant to refrain from screaming “It’s a piece of broccoli, not a religious conviction. Move it.” Aggravated aggravation.
The Verdict: Justifiable homicide.