Gunther Florian, our houseboy Best Boy, reminds me to ask if anyone would be wiling to just pop in while we’re out of town to keep an eye on the houseboys. All you’d have to do is change the water, review their underpants, and keep that awful thombeau from sneaking in and instigating another Sissy Boy Slap Party. One more round of those and I swear, I’m going to be driven to distraction. And Jason, TOA, joe*to*hell, wesley and ronda, that applies to you as well. I have all your fingerprints on file and I’ll be inspecting the boys for them when I get back.
Anyway, if you could, I’d appreciate it ever so much.