Houseboy Glue


Does anybody have some super glue remover? One of the houseboys, Pulius Oscar, kept singing “Werewolves of London” and he only knows that one line about

“Drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s
His hair
was perfect”

so he kept singing it over and over and the other boys just got fed up and glued him to the wall with his butt pointed towards the front door and now the UPS man keeps stopping by with less and less plausible excuses and I’m tired of answering the doorbell.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

5 responses »

  1. Very artistic pose. I say keep him mounted there.A few nice sconces on each side and perhaps a potted plant on other side…and there you have it, a nice vignette.


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