We’re off to Las Vegas tonight for the Bette Midler show tomorrow. I’m sure it will all be, as the sign says, Fabulous. We plan on walking around and gawking at the lights like rube goobers and not much else. We don’t drink and gambling bores both of us and I’m too cheap to indulge in rent-boys. Maybe we’ll get really wild and stay up watching tv until midnight. Doggies!