The Return of the Houseboy

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You may remember how concerned I was that our houseboy Hubert Rodrigo had vanished after winning the 2007 Stitch and Bitch award from the Bay Area chapter of Creepy Old Queens Seeking Unique Crafts (below, at the COQSUQ awards luncheon.)

Imagine my surprise when we finally tracked him down to discover that he had accidentally become a World Wrestling Federation superstar. Honestly, these boys, you have stay on top of them every single minute.

Anyway, we’re all glad to have Hubert back crocheting in the dorm where he belongs. Plus, he’s full of the most amazing stories about the WWF, especially the dressing rooms. You just wouldn’t believe what goes on there. I am a little worried about the fact that his nipples seem to have become sort of stretched out, but we’re working on that.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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