Hello the Houseboys

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We want to extend a warm welcome to our newest houseboy, Auberon Herbertus. We found Auby accidentally trapped in a crate of spices and unguents from Oman shipped here by our dear Muscato. We think it was an accident, anyway. There’s no telling with Muscato when she’s on a caffeine binge. Auby’s fine now thanks, and we’ve decided to let him organize the summer Track Meet and Bakeoff to settle him in. If you see him, give him a big hug and say Hello! He seems very friendly.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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  1. Good God! That’s where he went. We started looking after we realized no one was freshening our drinks. It was a nightmare, but we soldiered through (and you really should meet those soldiers).Well, enjoy. Attention span of a gnat, but other talents that more than compensate.

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