Houseboy Crunk


Oh, these kids today. Houseboy Helmuth Plessner Constantus has announced he would prefer to be known by his new name “Rappin’ Robbie, the Beatbox wit de Beatin’ Box.” Whatever. I liked it better when he wanted us to call him Bunnie, but I knew that wouldn’t last. Plus I think I may have hurt his feelings when I pointed out people who are whiter than Olive Oyl are just asking for grief when they chose rap as their art form. Anyway, I suppose this portends another round of spoken word performances in the dorm. Oh, well.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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