Houseboy "for Rent"


Honestly, I cannot turn my back on you bitches. Apparently, Someone tricked poor little houseboy Gustavus Albrechtus into wearing this perfectly appalling tee shirt by convincing him it was a tribute to the Broadway show. And you wouldn’t believe how much trouble I had getting him to put his pants back on. Honestly.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

5 responses »

  1. Caro – it happens all over the world (to steal a line from Miss Mabel Mercer)…Honestly I swear true story: we were walking down the street here in Cairo yesterday, and headed toward us were three people: two very solemn older gentleman in traditional Egyptian dress, and in between them, clearly a nephew or son, in the regulation wear of Egyptian youth: jeans and T-shirt. In this case, though, and I can only assume that neither he nor his elders read English, the T-shirt read: “HANG OUT/WITH YOUR WANG OUT!”He was cute enough that my first thought was “if only!”


  2. JI never discuss commercial activities. I am a Lady.MI’m sure they were all grateful after you explained the subtleties of the message.Miss JJust how did you know about said black lace panties? Huh?


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