Let’s put on a show kids. I’ve decided to produce a dragaganza online and you’re invited to be in it! Mostly because you’re too obstreperous to ignore. I think that’s always a good personality trait in a semi-professional trannie entertainress. The show’s called You’re Too Big for Polka Dots and did I mention it’s at the fabled My-O-My Club out by the lake in New Orleans?
Anyway, since it’s my show, I get to be the star. What, you got a problem with that? Shut up and sit back down. I shall take the stage as Coco Vreeland and I plan on wowing them with my big number “Strike a Match,” as performed by April Ames. No, of course I don’t know the words, who cares? You think Madonna actually knows what she’s lip synching? Get real. I’ll eat red hots so my gums and tongue will be bright red and recite the words “Thursday root beer float’ and no one will know the difference.
I’m asking our dear friend Kebbin to pull his turn as Miss Simma Down performing Shirley Bassey’s cover of “I Who Have Nothing” but that’s as far as I have gotten in lining up the talent. This is where little you comes in. Let us know your stage name and what you’ll be performing. Don’t forget to bring your music. And get your own damn eyeliner.