EEEEEK! RUN FOR YOUR GODDAM LIVES! WE’RE BEING ATTACKED! BOMBERS! Oh wait, it’s just the Blue Angels and they’re not attacking, they’re rehearsing for the big air show this weekend as part of San Francisco’s Fleet Week. And by “rehearsing” I mean flying so low you can see which pilots have bad acne and which ones have Tom Cruise’s picture taped up inside the cockpit. They fly some super bad, super loud bomber that makes such a racket, they set off car alarms as they swoop by. Each year when they blow into town there is a local tradition of anti-Blue Angels opposing the glorification of the war machine, wasting fuel and the danger of performing aerial stunts over a densely populated area. They are always pooh-poohed by neanderthals whose gun-worshipping johnsons are stiffened by the sight of planes almost crashing right above their pointy little heads.