Surrender, Dorothy

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Why struggle against Mario Lopez? Why not simply admit he is the humpiest, most booty-licious butt boy on the planet and move on? It’s what I did and I’m much happier now. Honest.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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  1. The thing is, I was actually more attracted to him on Saved By the Bell than I am now. I think he’s a little overworked these days.But I would bury my face in his ass any ol’ time!

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