“Perhaps the hallway needs a good Murphy’s Soap scrubbing between your bouts with the Bronte sisters.”
Ignoring the snarkiness there (cause I am not about to encourage that queen,) I do have to confess that I love the smell of Murphy’s Soap. Astringent, just bordering on sour, it is a aroma that suits my personality. Were I to actually wear cologne, I would probably use it as my signature scent. Just a tiny, tiny dab behind my ears and on my wrists. Imagine the reactions at the sex club.
And by the way, did you know you’re not supposed to use Murphy’s on wood floors sealed with polyurethane, like most floors are? Certainly those in Chez peenee are and yet we can’t keep the cleaning lady from laying into them with Murphy’s. At least they smell good.