Boy Talk


A completely unsolicited remark by sarospice at the Fabulon party about how cute Rod the Blog is has encouraged me to come out of the Impeached Governor closet and admit I would do him in a second. I imagine his buttocks are as white and soft as pizza dough waiting to be rolled out. I want to spank him.

In my defense, I also find the following dreamy:
Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie gay Olympian. Isn’t he adorable? I want to spank him too, but not hard.

Mark Frechette from the Antonioni film Zabrieski Point. I may have not spelled any of those nouns correctly, but look at Those eyes, Those nipples.

John Abraham. Did our dear Muscato just faint? Again?

Andy Cooper. Who is totally not gay, by the way. As he told his big black boyfriend right after Mr. Boyfriend Who Has No Name finished stuffing the Cooper heinie like a Thanksgiving turkey “I am so not gay. Again.”

Yul Kwon, the Survivor winner. A local boy. As are those abs.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

7 responses »

  1. Blago is fit and trim—he actually trained as a boxer, long ago. I saw him work the crowd at a Gay Pride parade in Chicago, years ago, back when he could still work his boyish charm. Nice glutes!He is, however, an idiot.


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