Ever since I cut my thumb open in the yard this morning, the cat has been hanging around me in an unusually solicitous manner. He fools no one. I know he’s waiting for me to weaken from the blood loss so he can spring on me. Although it seems unlikely that he could take me in in a fight, I’m still planning on sleeping with my door shut tonight.Gratuitous 80’s pop beefcake. Tight Fit? Whatever you say sweetie.