Roll ’em

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Our DVD player is dead, or meditating, or sulking, or something. Whatever, it’s not working right, occasionally denying a DVD is wedged in its little slot despite demonstrable evidence to the contrary. My theory is it’s offended by my using this photo in the header here a few days ago.
Bitch.
Sometimes it plays, sometimes it won’t, so now besides trying to find a movie R Man and I both are interested in (a difficult enough proposition,) I have to include the DVD player’s sensibilities in the decision making process. “Animated? What, are you six years old? Do you want a pony for Christmas, too?”
Maybe it’s feelings are hurt that I only watch porn on the computer. The petty jealousy of household appliances. I don’t think I can stand it.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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  1. So, it was my Hubby's birthday & we were watching TV (we're old at heart) & I'm having ice cream for the fist time in months & the Pioneer big screen just goes dark and dies. And I knew it was the ice cream & making the darned thing play Billy Banks work out tapes.

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