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Happy Holidaze

Posted on December 24, 2010 by mrpeenee

Sixty years ago today, Ike and Mamie lead the survivors of the Annual Solstice Virgin Sacrifice stumbling away from the slaughter pit. Ike is lost in thought as to which might still be the most succulent, while Mamie manages to cling to her dazed consciousness only by focusing on what awaits her in the White House cellar.

Merry Exmas!!

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jason on December 24, 2010 at 9:14 pm said:

Oh, that Mamie…she banged him hard, I'm sure.
(get it? get it? ahem)

Merry merry to you too!

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ayeM8y on December 24, 2010 at 9:47 pm said:

I love a good Christmas story. So many of my Christmas fantasies involve Ike and Mamie. Bald men and banged women.

Murry Chrixmus to you and yours Peenee.

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Vicus Scurra on December 24, 2010 at 10:44 pm said:

Well done young man. At a time when the world becomes more cynical by the day, it is truly heartwarming and inspiring to find someone not afraid to celebrate wholesome values.

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designing wally on December 24, 2010 at 10:53 pm said:

And to all a good night…
xoxox

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Mitzi on December 24, 2010 at 11:03 pm said:

Merry Christmas Mr Peenee!

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kabuki zero on December 25, 2010 at 1:31 am said:

nothing says xmas like families, which is why kabuki has never like either. or ether. it all leaves a sickly sweet taste in your mouth.

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FelixInHollywood on December 25, 2010 at 1:58 am said:

Are you telling us that she gave that young fellow some 'Mamie Pink'?

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normadesmond on December 25, 2010 at 2:27 am said:

mamie liked her bangs short so that there'd be room for ike to come on her forehead.

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Thombeau on December 25, 2010 at 4:31 am said:

Merry Christmas and lots of love to you and your hubby! XOXOXOX

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Kevin on December 25, 2010 at 9:01 am said:

where to go from here…

oh, i know!

Merry Christmas! xo

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RAD on December 26, 2010 at 6:30 pm said:

Hey there–doing my holidays rounds–Hope your season is going swell Mr Peenee! Ho ho ho! xo

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MJ on December 27, 2010 at 4:47 pm said:

I'm just drying out from the merry-making and came by to see how you're doing.

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Miss Janey on December 27, 2010 at 9:09 pm said:

Was the The Terminator???

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Michael Guy on December 28, 2010 at 1:29 am said:

Yes, yes…but Mamie did introduce all those cabbage rose motifs.

And those horrible bangs.

Hope your Xmas was good, dollface.

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designing wally on December 31, 2010 at 6:02 pm said:

Happier New Year mrpeenee…
Thanks for visiting, love

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MJ on December 31, 2010 at 9:12 pm said:

To 2011, Peenee.

Last night I dreamed you had a cassette tape tucked up under your foreskin.

I have to stop drinking late at night.

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normadesmond on January 1, 2011 at 4:45 am said:

cheers sir.

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