I have to take my computer in to be upgraded and unclogged and have its proctological exam and be dusted and I’m not really sure what all. Super Agent Fred has generously agreed to lend me his spare one (he has a spare computer. Hmm.) Is that going to work? Is life ever that simple? Probably not, so I probably won’t be online for a while. If my posts seems sort of stale, if my scintillating comments don’t appear on your blogs and if the stock prices of porn companies slump, you’ll know why.