How mortifying that my drink of choice is a Cascade Ice Pink Grapefruit flavored sparkling water with an Alka Seltzer thrown in, cause I am a Wild Man. Just a regular panic, I tell ya. It’s sparkling! It’s grapefruit-y! It makes me burp! Sort of like a now, happenin’ Fresca.
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Speaking of surveys, I have decided to create The Brunch Project since going out to brunch seems to be the highpoint of my week (which also raises the question “Is it really ‘brunch’ if it lasts eight hours and includes three bars and two restaurants?’ To which I can only reply “Fuck yeah.”)
The Brunch Project will report back about these bacchanals with details on where we went, what we ate, which drinks were the tastiest, who was the cutest queers spotted and any police action involved. But impertinent monkeys that you are, I am sure mrpeenee readers will want more, so here’s the deal. You send me the questions you want us to include on the Project Report and I’ll be sure to use them in the survey which brunch participants will be asked to complete.