Tech teams rush to save Infomaniac MJ’s laptop computer.  Recovery efforts have been hampered.  “We never expected the drunken skag to swallow it,” said Horace Pfellows, RMC Disaster Squad commander

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A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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  1. What did it take to get the laptop out of MJ? The Heimlich maneuver? Petromalt? Strong emetics and an enema? Demonic posession, a la Linda Blair's best-know role? A kiss from any recent Republican presidential candidate?

    Enquiring minds want to know. Especially as this one is too lazy and cheap to go to the 7-11 and see if any sleazy tabloid printed the answer in between news of the Kardassians and ads for all-natural, organic ways to increase one's bra size.


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