My dears, we must be strong and face the very worst head on: Hostess Bakeries, purveyors of Twinkies, Dolly Madison snack cakes, Ding Dongs, and other fine, fine delectables is going out of business. A strike by its workers, falling on the heels of its bankruptcy a couple of years ago has put a stake through its junk food heart. A workers’ strike! Commie bastards.
You must know mrpeenee is an absolute fiend for Ding Dongs. Their plasticy, vaguely “chocolate” exterior and whatever the hell that white stuff in the middle was: mmmm, heaven. And now to think they’ve been done in by American’s turn to more healthful eating. Go stuff a fucking apple in your mewling little pie hole and leave my Dolly Madison twelve pack alone, thats what I say.
Reports are already filtering in of hoarding. Can you blame us?