mrpeenee is just the teensiest bit drunk. We went out tonight with friends to see the one man show of Leslie Jordan, who is, as a side note, like mrpeenee also a 57 year old big sissy from the South, so a lot of his stories resonated, except for the ones about doing speed fueled drag as a teenager. Still, it was pretty amusing.
The show required a two-drink-minimum, so I had a couple of Cosmos, because I am a Lady, and they were tasty, tasty, tasty, but STRONG. So I’m a little drunk.
Back in the day, mrpeeenee was a Big Mess. A Big Drunk Mess. As loaded as I am at this moment was merely a brief stop on the Big Drunk Mess Line; it was the I Think I’ll Have Another Pitcher of Margaritas stop. So very much not happy times. Let me just say how very glad I am to no longer be on that sloppy train. Plus typing is hard when ones fingers seem slightly unconnected.
Instead, muscle pussy: