I knew I needed to pay more attention to this whole getting-elected-pope thing, but how could I focus when those fussy old queeny cardinals were pissing on my last good nerve and then I got distracted looking up this redhead on the Night is Half Gone blog
|Can you blame me?|
Plus I got this extremely unsettling email from MJ over at Infomaniac:
Dearest Pope Peenee:
Would you do me the kindness of emailing a frontal photograph of your good self? Not necessarily top to bottom (pun intended) but something with your face in view and not in profile.
I had several likenesses of you but when my computer crashed I lost them.
Not that I’m planning to Photoshop you or anything. *crosses fingers behind back*
Respectfully (again, with fingers crossed behind back*,
|Actually, I would not have shared this. Do I look crazy. Don’t answer that.|