Because Viking Booty, That’s Why

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I haven’t posted anything about True Blood this year because either a) you’ve been watching it and already know what tragic hash it has degenerated into or b) you’re not watching it and don’t care.   I think both camps will be satisfied with a report that Alex Skarsgard answers the universe’s booty call by appearing naked on a chaise atop a glacier in Sweden.   And then bursts into flames.

Why?  Who the fuck knows?  It’s True Blood.  Gibberish happens.  More importantly, let me repeat, Alex Skarsgard, naked.  What more do you need?

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

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  1. I know, I'm just sick with disgust, although the internet was alive with remarks about how small and uncut it was. I think watching that scene and discerning size and circumcision is nothing more than wishful thinking.

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