So is being funny and smart the consolation prize for not being humpy? Or is it the other way around?
Before you answer, think about this: who was more likely to have contributed to the gene pool:
Once again, harsh, evolution, harsh.
And where does that leave the denizens of Duck Dynasty? You would think if fate had been cruel enough to abandon you in whatever trailer park they arose from, you would abstain from breeding, out of depression if nothing else. But no, no. Always, those we’d least like to see spawn feel free to fling their DNA around with merry insouciance.
Also, just a few short years ago, gay mens with babies were a big part of the landscape, but I just realized I don’t see them as much. Do you think they returned them? Did they eat them?
I’m just being philosophical, I do that sometimes. I might also be a teeny bit loaded. I do that sometimes.