Leading the list of products I’m pretty sure I will never, ever purchase, but the commercials for which I sort of adore:
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mrpeenee 
will QVC sell out?
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Maybe we need to stock up.
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I simply light a match.
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Not that I NEED to since mine smells of wildflowers.
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Stinkweed, maybe?
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Those ladies under size two can just wreck some porcelain, I don't think she's acting…
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Is she a pooaplegic?
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I would prefer to be the kind of lady that you can't ever imagine going to the bathroom.
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Peenee, your thirteen-year-old boy is showing.
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darling, i just stumbled upon this….
…must be some hideous relative or pathetic wanna-be.
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