The ever urbane Muscato from Cafe Muscato describes an afternoon swanning about Vienna and then asks what the rest of us lesser mortals did lately for amusement. I bought a suede coat and a pair of giant blue and white porcelain vases; got trapped in a clusterfuck of traffic because of this World Series thing here for an hour and a half and then leaned out of my car window and spat on a limo that was causing a bottleneck on the only escape route out of downtown San Francisco.
Even as I let loose, I wondered who on earth I had become. I may have launched originally from Texas, but I’ve been a Lady for years now. Nevertheless, the limo’s passenger’s look of horror was immensely gratifying.
I may have been watching a little too much American Horror Story lately.
mrpeenee 
Oh dear. The only proper way is to have ones manservant to spit on the offending limousine.
That's what I think I read in Emily Post once.
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Ms Post would have had her shiv out and ready by the time she put up with what I had.
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I think the proper thing would have been to introduce yourself first, then spit. A nice thank you note stating that you would love to spit on them again.
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I absolutely cannot imagine you doing this. Fred, on the other hand . . . .
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Sweetie, it's San Francisco. One never offers to see anyone again, it's like recycling kleenex.
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Oh, please. The suede coat, on the other hand, turned out to be too big. Where were you when I needed you?
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I expect people gob out greenies in Vienna, too. It's just that Muscato is too genteel to blog about it.
It's endemic in Miami, too, it seems…
Jx
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Yeah, but I wasn't “unburdening myself” as the Miami writer phrased it so delicately. I was making a point, a gesture, a gesture which translates as “Take that, bitch.”
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I once spat on a BMW. I felt very satisfied afterwards
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Be careful when you say things like that; you could find me permanently in residence.
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Right? Embracing the thug life occasionally is so liberating.
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Spitting on a limousine is now considered rude? San Franciscee sure sounds highfalutin these days.
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