According to Asian astrology, this is a Year of the Sheep. Or Ram. Or Goat. Apparently it depends on which translation of what you’re attending to. So let us just stick with Ovine which covers all those.
mrpeenee happens to have been born in another Year of the sheep/goat/ram/whatever, oh so many years ago, and I am also an Aries, the sign of the Ram, so I’m a double ram. Or sheep. Or… oh never mind.
Let’s compare my two heavenly signs, shall we?
Aries individuals are willful, positive, and independent.
- Oh man, yes indeed.
People born under this sign have amazing stamina and a potent drive to succeed.
- I have to go take a nap now.
Sheep (goat, or ram) is among the animals that people like most.
It is gentle and calm.
- You talking to me, motherfucker?
Since ancient times, people have learned to use its fleece to make writing brushes and skin to keep warm.
- Oh nuh uh. Don’t touch my fleece, bitch.
The white cute creature often reminds people of beautiful things.
- Oh, little me?
So here I am, a fierce, calm, beautiful piece of fleece. Yep.