I am determined to knock out something resembling a blog post before midnight so that I can count it as being timely for Saki’s birthday. Yes, the evil little bitch is 12 years old today. Sort of. When we rescued him from Cat Jail (aka Animal Care and Control,) our vet estimated he was 9 months old. Since that was April 2008, we decided his birthday must be in July and the best birthday in July would be the 7th. Thus we declared his birthday was 7/7/07. So Bon anniversaire to my pal, Sakihito, Emperor of Market Street.
Birthday nap.
We celebrated by playing a rousing round of Chase the Intruder Tennis Ball, which is me rolling an old tennis ball through the apartment while he watches and occasionally runs in a totally ineffective manner. I must sign off now, as the birthday boy himself is annoyed at me paying attention to the computer and has commandeered the keyboard to make me stop.
Also, more naked guys, cause that’s all you pervs really want.
I know I don’t usually post headless guys, but gracious, do I really need to justify this?
Do I see a hint of pink mold in that bathroom? *Snaps on rubber clothes in preparation for a good scrubbing*
Happy birthday, Saki!
Sx
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*I meant gloves, not clothes – but yay, why not, predictive text knows something I don’t.
SX
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just roll with it. I think predictive text is the oracle for our time.
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#2 in your collection is a fine specimen indeed…
Happy birthday Saki! Long may you reign. Jx
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I’m looking for a candidate to assume Human Slave duties in the case of my (probably cat hair related) death. I’ll put you down as a possible.
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I doubt two evil, spitting, scratching creatures in one house would last very long, dear. Jx
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Happy Day for your baby!
You need to justify nothing, isn’t it wonderful?
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Some things justify themselves.
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Saki, happy birthday! Despite all these years of keeping Mr. P. out of trouble, you don’t look a day over 6!
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I’m the one who’s been ages, terribly aged, by this relationship.
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Oh Saki, you beast!
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Packin’ more annoyance per pound than any other known kitty.
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And I can’t wait to see him! Oh, and you!
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Pervs or pussy? This is the question. Most of your readers go for the pervs category but Saki is numero uno in my books.
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Yikes! How did I miss this?? Do you think Saki will forgive these tardy birthday greetings?
Many happy returns, rather belatedly, Saki!
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