In Which We Talk Like a Pirate


Avast!  We here at mrpeenee, Inc.  would like to remind you to get yerself a Polly, prepare to be boarded,  blow me down, surrender your booty and walk the longarm, September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

The piratical Frank Vickers of Colt Studios fame.

I went hunting for illustrations for the happy holiday, and was shocked and disappointed by how little gay pirate porn there is out there. A lot of it is animation, like this charming effort.

Then there is this ooh-la-la, over dressed bitch, but I do like his color coordination.

Definitely Pirates.

I forget this guy’s name, but he used to toil in the fields of smut for Kristen Bjorn’s studio. Also, he’s wearing pirate boots. Like I said, there wasn’t much to pick from.

About mrpeenee

A former bon vivant and terror of a number of New Orleans bars in the mad, gay 1980s, I'm now quietly retired and widowed in San Francisco. I have a crooked nose due to an unfortunate Frisbee accident.

6 responses »

  1. Thank you, MrPeenee, for this Public Service Announcement. Every year I miss Talk Like A Pirate Day because people only talk about it on or after the actual day. But this year I shall be ready, thanks to you!

    Avast, me Hearties! (I’m just practicing)


  2. The queen of England has a brooch that looks a bit like the front of the third model’s posing strap. Of course, her majesty’s brooch is set with real diamonds, not cheap rhinestones. Don’t know if she’s got a maribou-trimmed pirate’s hat. Her majesty’s is probably trimmed with chinchilla or ermine, instead.


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