Avast! We here at mrpeenee, Inc. would like to remind you to get yerself a Polly, prepare to be boarded, blow me down, surrender your booty and walk the longarm, September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
The piratical Frank Vickers of Colt Studios fame.
I went hunting for illustrations for the happy holiday, and was shocked and disappointed by how little gay pirate porn there is out there. A lot of it is animation, like this charming effort.
Then there is this ooh-la-la, over dressed bitch, but I do like his color coordination.
I forget this guy’s name, but he used to toil in the fields of smut for Kristen Bjorn’s studio. Also, he’s wearing pirate boots. Like I said, there wasn’t much to pick from.